Pancakes and Hemp Necklaces

There is a peace in tying a million tiny little knots as one would find if they ever found themselves in the exciting and intoxicating world of HEMP JEWELRY!  Waking up today I knew without a shadow of a doubt that my necklaces and medicine bags, crafted with the FINEST hemp, leather, and bone, would not only SELL but sell at the prices I had given them.  I had just the previous day placed them on craigslist, again KNOWING that I would make lots and lots of money simply by virtue of lots and lots of tiny little knots.  My inbox was, of course, empty... empty like the void in my heart that made me want to make stupid little hemp necklaces in the first place.  EMPTY!

BUT! I had other pressing issues, I had been forced to smoking loose tobacco from a pipe, and not just ANY pipe but a BOWL purchased for me in an ill advised manner when I told my brother "hey I'd like to have something to smoke this herbal smoking blend out of" and HEARD "I wanna GET HIGGGHHHH so HIIIIGGGHHHH!"  So you of course see my problem, my pickle, a bowl is expertly crafted for the consumption of MARIJUANA (don't let the convenient store clerk tell you otherwise...) and as such has a very tiny little bowl for whatever it is your smoking out of it.  A tobacco connoisseur knows that a relatively sizable bowl is needed for proper smoke-age.

So there I was, trying desperately to get a hit off this little pot-pipe, when my mother called and offered to bring me by some food.  I of course asked her to bring by rolling papers, and not the "extra wide" papers (those are for JOINTS! damn you hippie mother!) but plain old regular sized top rolling papers, with a hundred leaves, in the little yellow envelope.  She of course, after giving me "the look" by way of telephone (something difficult but not impossible to manage) and told me she'd be on her way shortly.

She arrived within the hour, bringing with her two boxes of pancake mix, eggs, milk, and two cases of Fanta in both "organge" and "grape", which proclaims BOTH that they contain 100% natural flavors AND absolutely NO JUICE.  As to what natural substance is in Fanta, the world may never want to know...

Along with the pancake mixes (both bisquick and all natural wheat mix) she brought a pack of top rolling papers, an electric fan, and a cloth display board for my booming hemp necklace business.  And so the day came full circle, and I spent the next several hours tying little tiny knots.... THE END!