My dreams range from the completely horrific to the uncomfortably erotic, this was a combination of the two... Unsettling and yet hawt in ways I don't conceive of in my waking life. It came to me during a late afternoon nap, and as soon as I drifted off it was already in full swing, as if I were dropped into a scenario that was constantly being played out behind my eyes. I was in was appeared to be a cross between a seventies club and a nineties lazer tag arena, lit with rope lights, black lights, and strobe lights, only the entire place was one long hallway. This would have been disorienting enough, but the whole shebang was tilted at a ninety degree angle and the floor was impossibly slick. I was sliding through this surreal flashing disco with an odd assortment of people, all laughing and seeming to enjoy the constant downward descent. For a moment the degree of the floor plateaued and I found myself on a gondola being carried down along the floor. In its center stood an elaborate soft serve ice cream fountain that looked like a circular Technicolor utter, with each teet secreting a different flavor.
As is normal with my dreams, Elizabeth was there, serving herself up some soft serve. She wanted a certain flavor, but its nipple had been drained dry. I emptied out one of the other nipples into a large glass and hopped on an inter-tube to continue my descent. From behind me a large woman collided with my tube and asked if she could have some of my icecream, which at that moment was nestled between my legs. Without asking for permission, she passed over the delicious ice cream and went to town on my john thomas instead. Unnerved by her forwardness I pushed her away and continued sliding down.
Finally the floor evened out, and the dream space became an fun house maze, still illuminated by mostly purple light. I came into a small room with a bar at one end and a woman there explained to me that I was part of an experiment, that I had been drugged with a cocktail of hallucinogens and Viagra. This isn't the first time I've dreamed of being dosed, so I went along with it. We began to "go at it" when the back wall of the room collapsed outward into a wall of dark water and we were sucked into it in an instant all around us swam sharks in the twilight lit waters of some exotic sea. We never stopped, I simply awoke to the sound of my phone ringing, once, twice, and then no more...
The tiny illuminated screen displayed NEW MESSAGES...
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